disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

(via trust)

Honestly I miss my best friend so much and I also think I might be in love with him so that’s not really a good sign seeing as im setting him up with my other friend who fancies the hole off him

€50 worth of pizza gone in one go $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

notabadday:

googlearths:

if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around 

my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry

(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass, via trust)

virginitity:

how i seduce men

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(via trust)

8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

(via distraction)

morebeyoncethanyou:

WHAT IS THIS AND WHERE CAN I BUY IT

(Source: teknolojimanya, via joshpeck)

krvsty:

peacocks look like they speak french

(Source: happybutts, via yelled)

morebeyoncethanyou:

WHAT IS THIS AND WHERE CAN I BUY IT

(Source: teknolojimanya, via joshpeck)

ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

(Source: alluka, via fake-mermaid)